Just to Spite Them

I was a college professor and had two problem students. One would not stop emailing me every time she had a thought about anything. Once, she emailed me eight times in 24 hours. These were not back and forth emails but eight separate ones.
She also asked if I could meet her on a Saturday to help with her term paper—I don’t think so—Saturdays are mine. The other missed 75% of the class and sent me a long email demanding I give them extra credit to make it up.
Both students missed class on a day we had completed half of one major assignment for the semester. I wanted to send a class-wide email clarifying the assignment and upcoming exam that would have been potentially helpful to the class.
However, I wanted to spite those two even more. Story credit: Reddit / TheMapesHotel