She Took It Pretty Well
I had a classmate in middle school who would never stop whining. It was starting to get really annoying, so the teacher said he had something for her. He casually went over to his desk, grabbed a tiny object, and flung it right into her lap.
It was a baby’s pacifier. The whole class lost it, and fortunately, she took it pretty well. The whining eased up for a while after that. Story credit: Reddit / queenofthegrapefruit