Ants In My Pants
My older brother is 30. He has no job, doesn’t go to school, and lives with my parents still. All he does is make messes and game all night. He games to the point that I can hear him yelling and screaming all night long, and it’s been a battle because I cannot sleep with the amount of noise he has put out. Oh, also, I’m 17 and a female and will be moving out to my own apartment next Saturday for university.
Anyway, it started like any other night last night. Around 12 am he started to game, turned his volume on his speakers all the way up, and was yelling and screaming into whatever he was playing. When I asked him to turn it down, it escalated and it turned into a yelling match between us. Needless to say, he got angry and destroyed my bedroom door by punching it.
I was at my breaking point. My parents don’t care, I haven’t slept properly for about a month, and so I devised my plan of vengeance. My brother went out early today with my aunt and left his door unlocked. So, sure, I could have messed with his computer and speakers, but I decided to do something more…interesting. See, his room is dusty (not really messy, just dusty) and so, I sprinkled Nesquick powder all over the dark dusty crevices of his room, and under his sheets, his shoes, and just pretty much anywhere that won’t bring up too much suspicion.
Well, the summer ant infestation that seems to come every year in our house has moved from the usual battlegrounds of the kitchen and bathroom, into his room. When my brother got home, he absolutely freaked out. There were ants everywhere from what I heard in his tantrum. Ants in his bed, ants in his keyboard, ants in the computer.
The ants were even having a frenzy in his closet. To further complicate this ordeal, I hid the ant spray, and since he can’t drive, there was no way to really clear out the ants, and my parents don’t get home until later tonight. So right now he’s having a man baby tantrum because he can’t play his game, while I enjoy my ant-free environment in my bedroom.