37. What a Gentleman
She was about to sneeze and she was sitting half on my lap so I kinda thought she was gonna sneeze on me and I don’t know what I was thinking but I put my hand up to block her sneeze except I had a glass in my hand and I blocked her own hand from covering her sneeze and instead she slammed her face into my glass.
Married 6 years now. She still has all her teeth.