36. Misplaced Enthusiasm
I once spear-tackled my then-girlfriend out of misplaced enthusiasm in high school. I was excited to see her and handled it as badly as was possible. It was in front of a bunch of our friends and I ended up knocking the wind out of her and making her cry. That was about 17 years ago, and we’re still together.
I also licked my plate at a fancy restaurant because the salad dressing was so good. She still brings that one up every few years.