Q-Tips Aren’t Necessary

A guy I know finishes wiping his butt with a q-tip. He gets it as clean as possible with TP and then uses a q-tip to go up a little further and get the last little bits of poop.
Now I challenge someone to make a sign for ESPN’s College Game Day that says “[Rival Coach] finishes wiping with a q-tip.”
Story credit: Reddit / randallstevens65