He Should Really See a Doctor
Okay, so my old roommate did a lot of substances and drank a lot. One time I had a friend over and we were gonna smoke from my roommate’s paraphernalia and when my friend took a hit he threw up due to an extremely unpleasant taste and smell. We poured out the water and my roommate said he had never changed it out and the water was very very dark. I wanna say it was almost black but it was at least just very very dark. My roommate then said, “That looks like pee.”
We all looked at him in disbelief and asked if that’s what his pee looked like and he looked very concerned when we pressed him on it and when we said that that’s not how pee should look.
I also would like to add that we did tell him that he should go and see a doctor about that to which he replied “yeah” and then changed the subject.
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