“Sweep the Floor”
My family was raised saying “Sweep the floor” when referencing vacuuming.
My husband was very confused when I asked him to sweep the floor.
“Like the kitchen?”
“No the living room, the carpet”
“Do you mean vaccuum?”
I still say it because I grew up saying it. Now he’s sarcastic about it.
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