A Unique Definition
My college roommate thought it wasn’t intercourse if they didn’t finish inside of you.
We were 18.
In college.
And when I told her it was actually penetration, she got this horrified look on her face and I was so uncomfortable I had to leave the dorm room.
The reason we had this discussion was I had been telling her I had never done it before. She was like, “Cool, neither have I.” Which made me raise my eyebrows, because the previous weekend she had brought a guy back to our very small dorm room and while I was 3 feet away from them had what sounded like intercourse.
So, I questioned her about it, like, “um, what about last weekend?” She said, “Oh, that didn’t count! He didn’t finish inside of me!”
I really think her look of horror was because she truly thought she was pure, but it all became very clear to her in that moment she was mistaken.
We remained friendly for the rest of our freshman year and she made a few jokes about it, but for the most part we didn’t talk about our love lives ever again.
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