That’s Not Normal
Senior year, study hall. I’m sitting with a dude I knew. I don’t remember the context, but we were talking about growing up and he says “and it was around that time when I started to lactate” and I’m like “…what?” and he’s like “you know, when milk starts to come out?” And I’m like “dude… thats not normal.”
The face he made when he realized the reality of the situation was memorable. He goes “that.. that didn’t happen to you?” and I’m like “no.” Then he asks the rest of the guys in study hall “did any of y’all have milk come out you during puberty?” Unsurprisingly, they said no.
Story credit: Reddit / nickmcapone