22. It’s Anybody’s Guess
My ex-girlfriend got me an alarm clock. She said I was always late for work.
We didn’t live together, or even in the same area code. I only saw her on days I didn’t work. I wasn’t always late to work. I had a working alarm clock.
She gave me that “If you don’t like it, I can take it back for something you do like” line that you are not supposed to take people up on. In the spirit of how things were going, I DID take her up on it.
She was pretty mad. I maybe had her get me some records? I don’t know. That doesn’t stand out nearly as much as the crap gift did.