A Special Halloween
My wife told me I could use a normal knife to carve a pumpkin and that I didn’t need a carving kit. I was used to using a carving kit. I was carving the first pumpkin, and three cuts in, I cut my finger to the bone. I had 4-year-old kids watching me as I horrifically bled all over the place.
It was a special Halloween indeed. It was dumb and I’m never listening to her again. Story credit: Reddit/SmithWordThe