It Could’ve Been Worse
I was pleasuring myself in the shower when I slipped on some soap. I fell in an awkward position and hurt my ribs. They weren’t broken, but they were bruised for a few days. I remember thinking, “Darn, if I had landed on my neck I’d severely paralyzed or worse.”
To make things worse, I still lived with my family at the time. So if I had passed, they would’ve seen my body with my junk still in my hand. Story credit: Reddit