Chocolatey Mishap
I woke up and went to the fridge to drink some chocolate syrup directly from the squeeze bottle, and pushed a bunch of air out into my lungs, instead of that delicious chocolate. I dropped to the ground in my boxers, choking nonstop for a solid 20 seconds. All I could think was how they’d find me on the floor in my boxers. Story credit: Reddit/JohnnyFnRaincloud