Stuck in the Goal
A couple of years ago I was down at our local soccer grounds, while one of my daughters was training. I was playing around with my other girl by the goal post. The ball went into the goal, and through a hole in the net. I tried putting my foot through the hole to get the ball, but my daughter ran around and got it.
She ran off with it, and I went to give chase, but my foot was still in the hole in the net. I up-ended myself, came down hard on my chest, and fractured four ribs. Story credit: Reddit/Hesitated_Mark