The Tablecloth
When the restaurant Reddit user pierced7 was having brunch in charged him for table linen, he did the only sensible thing he could do. But it still the surprised the heck out of the waiter.
“I went to a restaurant for brunch. Upon receiving my bill I noticed a $3 charge for table linen. As I was leaving I folded up the tablecloth. The waiter said, “What are you doing?” I said, “I paid for it, I’m taking it home.” And I did.”