Fortified Pumpkin
A deleted Reddit user shared what his friend did when their jerk neighbor kept running over their outdoor Halloween pumpkin decoration. Left with no other option, he made the next pumpkin so strong that it crippled the car.
“I have a friend whose pumpkin/fall display at the end of his driveway would be run over by the neighborhood jerk. It happened every year. So my friend decided to put a stop to it.
He withdrew money from his savings account so he would have enough to buy the largest pumpkin he could find, along with several large bags of Quikcrete. He filled that puppy up and made a real pretty display.
The jerk broke the axle of his bad car when he hit that pumpkin. He could not drive away. My friend had his car towed.”