Ironic Retort
My ex-girlfriend. Despite the fact that we were both poor grad students, I took her out regularly and was overly generous with my money.
She always got the most expensive things on the menu and ordered the most expensive drinks, despite NEVER offering to pay or split the bill, even after we’d been dating for quite awhile. Eventually we had a talk about needing to save some money and she was stunned I would ever stop spoiling her so much.
Eventually I broke up with her for being the egotistical, spoiled, ungrateful person that she is. The funniest thing though, was after we broke up we got into a fight where I raised the point that she never offered to pay for anything despite expecting incredibly nice things all the time, and she said,
“Truly generous people give selflessly and expect nothing in return.” Most ironic statement ever, she was not nearly as smart as she thought she was. Story credit: Reddit / TheBredditor