He’s Never Even Had a Job
I feed and provide shelter for a friend of mine, and have been doing so for quite some time. He costs about 20+ dollars a week to feed, on top of my own grocery costs. And every day he makes me take him out three times a day, he even sleeps in my bed at night.
And usually, about twice a day he makes me pick up his waste while he watches me do it. And I have never been verbally thanked for assuming the role of his caretaker.
Tl;Dr: My dog is the most ungrateful person I know. Story credit: Reddit / RamblinCam