Apple or Nothing
Last Father’s Day my aunt bought my uncle his own brand new Toshiba laptop with a carrying case that she customized just for him and excitedly told me how eager she was to give it to him.
The night before Father’s Day she decided to give it to him and immediately after he sees the brand he looks at her with a mad expression and says, “Apple or nothing.” She told him off and the next day returned everything.
She used the money to buy my grandpa a very expensive watch and my uncle got nothing. My family is still upset about the incident. Story credit: Reddit / DeliverUsFromEewoks