Is She Being Serious?
My sister-in-law is a former NFL cheerleader. We were playing a game as a family, and someone broke her pen with the NFL teams’ logo on it by accident.
She stormed off downstairs crying because “she will never get a pen from cheering again” now that she had retired from cheering.
Being new to the family, I legitimately asked if she was being serious. There was a long moment of silence. Apparently, she was. Story credit: Reddit