I Hate Ranch!
I work at a dive bar. The vice president of the union we work for came in for lunch two to three times per week for years. He got the buffalo wrap almost every time.
He hated it almost every time. He would say different things like “They call this a wrap?” and “There’s no stuff in here!” and “Why is this so big today?”
My favorite is the time that he mistakenly thought it had ranch instead of blue cheese in it.
He yelled, “Is this ranch? I hate ranch!” and threw it down on his plate while I stood there. He’s, like, 50. Story credit: Reddit / jazmanimal6