Peter and Jimmy
I try my best to be professional; I get As in all my college classes, when I work part time I work in an office in a full suit, but I love to party. But when I say party I mean get crazy drunk, hit on all the girls in the building until I score, steal things from the property, break windows, pee on cop cars, etc.
The only way I keep my work and play separate is by giving everybody at the party a fake name, usually Tony or Peter, etc. This way nobody can ever look me up on the Facebooks, and if anybody ever came up to me and said “Yo, Jimmy, what’s up?” (my name is not Jimmy) I would know they must have met me when I was incredibly drunk and I should try not to reveal too much about myself.
It’s lame, but it’s as close as I’ve come to living two lives. If you ever met Peter you’d never believe he works so hard. Story credit: Reddit / MrPoptartMan