Not Worth It
“My dorm had a Secret Santa thing where your Santa would give you a task to do, and if you completed it, you’d get a gift. In the packed dining hall one night shortly before Christmas break, a huge, hairy, completely naked man jumps onto a table, tucks his junk between his legs, and screams “daddy only likes me when I’m a little girl!”
My roommate was his Santa, and as a reward for completing the task, she gave him a teddy bear wearing overalls.”
Story credit: Reddit / @Pendrell_Crush