Get Out of the Tree!
“I was an RA for 1 year. I walked outside one a nice September night. A lot of people were outside with open alcohol (which I could write people up for, but frankly i really did not [care]).
As I am walking around i begin to notice one of the trees is swaying and upon closer inspection it turns out a drunk kid has climbed about half way up a tree. The tree was about 20 feet tall I think. So he was close to about 10 feet.
I yelled up to him to “get out of the tree”. He drunkenly responded that he would come down. He proceeded to fall his way out of the tree onto his back. He was fine and after a minute walked it off. He was lucky he landed on his back and did not sustain any injuries, however I suspect the next day he was feeling rather sore.”
Story credit: Reddit / @MrChaoticfist