The Fun Story I Tell Around Drinks

“[A] while ago, I was dating someone. As much as she wanted it, I was hesitant about taking that extra step (for reasons that will become apparent in the next story). Later, I’m talking to her mom who I thought was a family friend. Turns out, she (the mom) is my third cousin and I was pajama pants away from giving it to my niece. So that’s the fun story I tell around drinks.”
Story credit: Reddit / @throwaway256761