My Grandma Pushed Me Onto Her
“My grandma kept pushing me on my 2nd cousin at a family reunion a few years back. She introduced us multiple times, made us slow dance together, make sure we were partners in every event. Grandma kept saying things like “are you two just so cute together”, “dont go sneaking off, you two ;)”, ect. Yes, she was very attractive. In fact she was a cheerleader for the Houston Rockets. That fact is, even if we weren’t related she was still WAY out of my league.
Grandmas old, and was very worried that I was gay after my last girlfriend and I broke up.”
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