Go Buy Your Own Lawn Mower
“Had a newish neighbor ask if he could borrow our lawn mower….sure. Well more or less every week he would come and get it out of our garage, use it to cut his grass, put it away without cleaning it or adding gas. In the fall we “mentioned” it was a good time to get deals on a new mower. He never talked to us again.”
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