He Ate a Bug By Accident
“Freshman year, this one weird kid walked to the back of the room to get something. He was carrying his pen in his mouth, but dropped it behind a filing cabinet that probably hadn’t been moved in years. He somehow managed to move it a little to reach behind it, but instead of grabbing a pen, he grabbed what looked like a small dead bug the size of a raisin. He must have thought it was a raisin because he then proceeded to put it in his mouth, and then go back for more.”
Story credit: Reddit / @bigmac_zedong