‘Salesmen With a Clip-On Tie’
Former Geek Squad here— most of the people that work there aren’t really technical at all. We usually just walk it over to a bench, hook it up to a corporate VLAN and just run some software. If there are real issues, people remotely connect from India or somewhere else.
We are basically just salesmen with a clip-on tie.
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