She Didn’t See That Coming
I was standing in line at the gas station and I overheard a woman yelling “I’m an American, I demand to be rung up by an American.” The guy ringing her up took off his Kufi and tried his best to sound like a redneck.
She threw her things down and stormed off. I have made it a point to give that gas station repeat business because that was one of the funniest things I’ve seen go down in a while.