I Like Canada
I live in Canada. I had a lady pay me in U.S. currency, which was no problem because the exchange rate was pretty much even.
But when I gave her Canadian change back, she absolutely lost it. After I told her I only had Canadian currency in the till, she literally started jumping up and down and screamed, “I hate Canada” like a 5-year-old girl.
I was so stunned all I could reply was, “I really like Canada?”