Who Needs Clearance?
At a large shoe store the other day, I overheard an old lady asking an associate if they had a particular slipper in the “non-clearance” area.
The old lady had found slippers she liked on clearance, but couldn’t find anything like them that weren’t discounted. The associate was genuinely confused, and asked if she was trying to use a coupon or something.
The old lady got indignant and proclaimed “I don’t use coupons and I DON’T buy things on clearance!”