That’s What a Locker Room Is For
I worked at a public pool. One time, a woman came up to me and complained: “There’s a naked man in the locker room.”
I asked, “Is he in women’s locker room?”
The mother of two teenage boys said, “No! He’s in the men’s locker room!”
I replied, “Is he doing anything or talking to anyone?”
She replied, “No he’s just walking around.”
So I said, “I’m sorry, but I’m failing to see the problem here, the men’s locker room is where naked men are supposed to be.”
She huffed, “So you’re not going to do anything?”
I ended it with, “If you want to make a complaint to my manager, please see the front desk.”