Pears Aren’t Free
I used to work in the produce department.
Guy comes in and picks a pear off the shelf. Takes a huge bite in front of me.
I tell him he can’t do that. He says he’ll ask the cashier to ring up the core. I say it’s by the pound so you seriously can’t do that.
He gets angry and proclaims, “In my country this food is all free!”
I tell him he can go back there if he wants that but still can’t eat the pear for free in this country. So he just storms off.
He was busted for shoplifting.