Righteous Stories of People Who Got the Ultimate Revenge on Total Jerks

Hold Your Nose

I was walking down the street with a cig in hand when I see a woman eating on the sidewalk patio and eyeballing me. I was still 30 feet away, and she was waving her hand in front of her nose and pointing for me to cross the street.

Instead, I walked past her…and managed to cut a nice audible toot right next to her as I kept walking. I was proud.

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