Find Out That The pizza You Ordered Has No Calories
Once you hit 30, you start watching your calorie-intake, or at least, you try to tell yourself you do. But when you find out that the pizza you ordered has almost no carbs or calories, you feel like you’re on top of the world. Now if only you could avoid eating like a pig every weekend, you’d be able to look somewhat decent. Why is food so freaking delicious?