Don’t Pet Me
You can pet a dog, a cat, and maybe a monkey (if it’s trained and living in the zoo), but you certainly shouldn’t pet a person. So, the fact that this weirdo thought it would be a cool thing to say when he was first getting to know this girl online is just beyond us.
These types of people need to get off their phones and muster up the courage to have real-life interactions. And of course, without the petting.