Not Trying To Be A Secret Admirer
When we think about secret admirers, the first thing that comes to mind is what we see in movies. A guy secretly sends a girl flowers, hoping she’ll see his love someday. Or children leaving roses in the lockers at school to show their appreciation for the person they admire. But in reality, it’s not always so romantic. So let’s step out of wonderland and look at the more typical scenario.
The furniture you ordered gets delivered, and the delivery guy gets a crush. He breaches his contract by stealing your number with the hopes of showing you his charm. We would’ve lost all respect for this guy if it weren’t for the second message. We hope he repents.