Trying Something New
Roleplay: the thing many couples do to spice things up and forget about the boring day-to-day narrative. But things don’t always end up as sexy as planned, as is evident here. So we’re going to hand out a few pointers for these texters.
We would start with a suggestion for person one. Putting your sentences in between asterisks is overkill and creepy. And for person two who is rather obsessed with kitchens. Try to focus on the bigger picture. Your partner is doing their best to seduce you. Stop being so picky, it’s annoying.