An Unusual Request
My father is a retired judge. Many years ago, he performed a rather unusual wedding. During the rehearsal dinner, rather than saying “I do,” the groom asked if he could make any positive statement.
My dad said yes, but didn’t ask what the groom intended to say instead. Well, the big moment came on the wedding day, and he never expected the groom to say what he did.
Instead of “I do,” he yelled, “I like fat chicks!” My dad looked at the bride in shock, but apparently she just had a vacant expression (my dad’s words) and appeared not to be at all bothered.
So, my dad pulled himself together and finished the wedding. We have no way to know if they’re still married, but I’d bet they’re not. Story credit: Reddit / Revwog1974
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