Unfit For Marriage
My cousin had a rather extravagant wedding at an upscale golf course. I didn’t really want to go because I knew he’d hooked up with a friend in our group when he was engaged to the bride.
But family pressure and an open bar persuaded me, and I’m darn glad I went. I knew it was going to be good when the girl he cheated with was there.
Anyway, we have a few drinks at the bar and head to our seats for the ceremony. Apparently, the girl he’d messed around with had gotten pretty wasted because at the moment of truth she yells,
“I object your honor, that man’s parts are too small to satisfy; he is unfit for marriage!” like it was a court case.
Everyone went silent for a second, and then I looked over at my buddy and we burst out laughing our butts off. Bride was furious and slapped groom.
They both cried, but after a brief break and conversation they decided to go through with it! Unsurprisingly they’re getting divorced after a solid two-year marriage… Story credit: Reddit / summit462