Shotgun Wedding
I was at a friend’s shotgun wedding. He was forced to marry this girl whom he had impregnated because she thought that expired aspirin was an acceptable alternative to birth control.
During the ceremony, his cousin objected with something along the lines of, “Come on, man! The dummy was using expired aspirin as birth control!! You wanna spend your life with someone like that??!!”
There was laughter, shock, and even some mild applause from the audience. I personally laughed till I cried. Story credit: Reddit / Malivore
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