Holiday Ham
My.. well former friend.. had night terrors. He would occasionally murmur in his sleep. Not a lot, but enough to sort of wake you up, but be able to go right back to sleep.
Most of the time it wasn’t even that annoying, but once he awoke me with a blood curdling scream of, “I’LL CUT YOU LIKE A HOLIDAY HAM!” I didn’t sleep for the rest of the night. Fox609