Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese
We found Kraft Singles in the fridge and put one over the nose and mouth of a friend of ours who fell asleep on the couch before everyone else. It immediately softened and molded into a cheesy seal over his face, and he stopped breathing.
We all freaked out for a solid 10 seconds, very quietly, until we heard him make a chewing sound. This guy smelled cheese and took immediate action despite being unable to breathe… and just straight up ate a mouth-sized hole into the Single unconsciously.
We then proceeded to plaster the entire package onto his face one at a time and watch him hoover up the cheese slices. robogeek