Light the Match After You Choose a Candle
“Wanted to light a candle. Struck a match. Changed my mind about which candle I wanted to light, and decided to light a Yankee jar candle instead. Couldn’t get the lid off with one hand. Stuck the lit match in my mouth so I could use both hands to get the lid off.
Couldn’t smell the scented candle.
Could only smell singed nose hair for days.”
Story credit: Reddit / blinky84