The Dates Don’t Add Up

I’m a sonographer and I usually do antenatal scans. When I informed a happy couple of due dates and weeks, the father’s face turned white. “But that’s not possible,” said the father. “But, I was away for those weeks. IT ISN’T MINE.”
It left a bad atmosphere and the partner just walked out. You develop a sense for the ones where paternity is in doubt even before you start the scans. Story credit: Reddit / Tufty1970