It Was Worth It
When my sister gave birth to her daughter, it was under very Jerry Springer circumstances. We all waited to see what the baby looked like so that we would know which man to notify. Three years later, when I was in labor with my son, the doctor came in and asked if I was ready to start pushing.
I gave my husband a grin and let out an outrageous remark: “Yes! I can’t wait to see if he’s mine!” The look on the doctors’ and nurses’ faces was worth two days of labor. My husband knew why I said it and just busted out laughing. Story credit: Reddit / Adz2pipdog