Spitting Image
After my little brother was born, I pretty much constantly overheard the same argument between my parents. My dad would say, “That baby’s not even mine, he looks nothing like me, you definitely cheated!”
My mom would say, “He looks like the spitting image of our daughter. You are so stupid!” My dad didn’t want to believe that my baby brother was his because he had red hair.
Here’s the kicker, though—my mom was blonde and my dad had dark brown and black hair. He never kicked up a fuss when I was born with red hair. It was my dad who was cheating at the time, not my mom, and he was just projecting or something. Story credit: Reddit / Tazzmarazzy