The New Man in Her Life
My wife is a nurse and I hear about everything that happens in the maternity ward. A woman was delivering her ex-husband’s baby with her new boyfriend beside her.
After the baby came out and had his foot stamped with the ink pad, the boyfriend made an outrageous gesture—he pointed to the black foot and said, “Awww…He’s got my feet!” Story credit: Reddit / Phoneatworkguy